Cornbread Caucus

Never let it be said that Dan “Misdemeanor Malano” Seum doesn’t have friends in the Senate GOP caucus.

Fresh off Seum’s admitting to marijuana use, Senator Jimmy Higdon has filed a bill that will greatly reduce the penalties of possession of the skunk weed.

Higdon, father of James Higdon, author of Cornbread Mafia and a marijuana advocate, proposes that discretion be taken away from police and the option of taking a person to jail for possession be taken off the table. Rather, he would like to see it treated like a traffic violation where the miscreant receive only a ticket.

What can we say? The whole legislature is going to pot.

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